RC 359: Mariahversion Therapy - Happy Xmash & Omicronmash from Radio Clash Podcast: - London-based global music podcast feat. covers, mashups, remixes, and bootlegs since 2004.

Xmas is like buses, wait for one for ages then find they are all cancelled by Boris while he has secret Christmas parties in Number 10. Makes a new definition of ‘Secret Santa’, playing (Tory Truth) Twister and pass the parcel, eh?

So unlike that we have two Xmas podcasts, and this is the Xmash mashup podcast packed with Omicron goodness and all the vitamins that do absolutely nothing against viruses (get your jab folx!). Includes vapourwave carols for a virtual Zoom Xmas, some hardcore Handel, reindeer rave and jingle bell jungle, some funky festive fare and happy hip hop (?), merry metal mashes, 80’s eggnog and some awful alliteration as we rightfully abuse the Xmas classics.

And allergen warnings: includes Mariah Carey and her scary AI robotic killer Santas (MariAhrmageddon people should be fine as they are all mashups), and Schrödinger s Last Xmas for the Whamageddon people (anyone still doing that?). Usually remixes and mashups are allowed, but depends on what rules you’re running. Warnings are in the podcast anyway.

Oh and Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter, but we exorcise the Ghosts of Christmas Past via V/VM.

Artwork is again like the last podcast created by machine learning AI then collaged by the hopefully very human me – the scar(e)y images are what it thinks Mariah and Santa looks like….and these are the good ones!

Have A Uncanny Santa Xmas and a marAIah sCarey New Year! (2:21, 202Mb)

Archie Henderson & Adrian Gray – Handel’s Zadok The Priest (Club Edit)
MashGyver – I Was Made For Christmas (KISSmas) (KISS vs Mariah Carey)
William Maranci – Creep But It’s All I Want For Christmas (2020 Mix) (Radiohead vs Mariah Carey)
S.I.R. Remix – All I Want For Christmas Is To Shake It Off (Taylor Swift Mariah Carey)
The Jon Matthy Quartet – Misery And Suffering Forever
AL Mashups – All I Want For Christmas Is To F**k You (Lily Allen vs Mariah Carey)
TheRandomSapphire – What The Christmas (Childish Gambino vs Billie Eilish vs Death Grips vs Mariah Carey)
Lewis Wake – All I Want for Christmas Is WAP (Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion vs. Mariah Carey)
Dan Uniitled – Last Last Christmas (Ms Miep vs NIN)
Marc Johnce – Bye Bye Cozy Little Christmas (Nightwish Vs. Katy Perry)
SKiBiLiBoP – Hey Ho Rockin Robin ! (The Ramones vs Michael Jackson)
DJ Schmolli – Santa A Go-Go (Jackson 5 vs Wham!)
V/Vm with Garry’s Glitter – Another Cuban Rock’n’Roll Christmas
Pomdeter – pinkbucketreggaednb
The Beatbox Saboteurs – Jungle Bells
SMD – SMD#5A (Original Mix)
DJ Payroll – Another Xmas Day Can Only Disappoint U (Wizzard vs. Mansun)
Ben Double M – Every Eleonore’s Heartbeat (The Beatles vs Robyn)
Lil Squint – Rasputin’s Hotel Room Service (Boney M. vs Pitbull – veggibeats reboot)
Lionel Vinyl – Lionel’s Xmas Wrapping (The Waitresses Remix)
Tiermensch – People Are Dreaming Of Rainbows In The Dark (Dio vs. Depeche Mode vs. Fleetwood Mac)
Instamatic – Nothing True Really Matters (New Order vs Madonna)
Richest Llama – Baby Elephant Work It (Missy Elliott vs Henry Mancini)
BigBadBaz – Christmas Song 2 (N.W.A. vs Brenda Lee)
Coldcut – Coldcut’s Christmas Break
Santa Cloud – No Need to Fear
V/Vm And The Hog Chorus – We All Stand Together
JoolsMF – Xmas Time is Here Again (The Beatles vs. Snoop Dogg)
Santa Cloud – Spirits Up (Lift a Glass)
The Beatbox Saboteurs – White XXXmas
The Eggnog Chorus – doG ye rest gentlemen merry
Santa Cloud – For Thy Party, Pour Yuengling
CarrotKid08 – Call Out My Crazy Diamond (The Weeknd vs Pink Floyd)
HallMighty – Drive Home Alone For Christmas (The Cars vs. Chris Rea ft Olivia Rodrigo)
picnmix – Last Christmas Mr Lawrence (Wham! & Ryuichi Sakamoto)