RC 207: iTwitch

Presenting Apple Corps new iTwitch, the App which makes you all identically Think Different via the new features of the The All Scrolling i and The i of Podcasting.

It’s Fun! It’s 23! It’s Macsonic! It’s White! (other colours may be ignored as they don’t look like our iArcane Helper Wizard iFather Jobs).

This new iHuma-nati stresses you out, gives you too much caffeine, makes you a wage slave and you’ll soon have your eyes twitching in time to the music. Join us, or die! Or just sell more crap nobody needs….for yourself to buy and thus make you more ill…

But don’t you dare make the CopyGods peeking down from their iClouds Angrybirds by filming at a gig or steal our secret iTruthes…because Thinking Different means Being Good To Our Corporate Friends, or as we like to see them, iThetans…because the Holy Cycle of Recycled Crap and pointless advertising Must Continue, and the world must do it’s diurnal churn with just YOU at the grindstone, while we sup capuccinos and wear Our Holy Robe Turtle Necks and consider our Holy Portfolio.

Now available in Avatar Blue!

*Not featured the new rs-i wrist attachment. (2 hours, 111Mb)

  • The 2 Bears – Bear Hug
  • Katey Red – Where Da Melph At
  • Tune-Yards – My Country
  • Balkan Beat Box – Move it (Shazalakazoo Remix)
  • Los Alguiens – El Internet
  • Soundhog – Me & Billie Jean (Michael Jackson vs Black Strobe)
  • Michael Jackson – Beat It (Justrock Remix)
  • Afrojack – Mongoloid (Original Mix)
  • Afrojack – Bangduck (Original Mix)
  • Adrian Schubert Orchestra – Nobodys Sweetheart
  • Dr. Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band -I’ll Play The Fool
  • Elbow Bones & The Racketeers – A Night In New York
  • The Joy Formidable – Whirring
  • The 2 Bears – The Lunatics (Have Taken Over the Asylum)
  • The Damned – Lovely Money
  • The Damned – I Just Can’t Be Happy Today
  • Captain Sensible – Oursouls to you
  • Tune-Yards – For You
  • The Kills – Monkey 23
  • Billy Bragg – Which Side Are You On?
  • Danger Mouse & Daniele Luppi – Black
  • Duran Duran – Come Undone
  • Genaside II – Ad Finité
  • Captain Sensible – Glad It’s All Over

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