Tag: Xmas Number One
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Boris Johnson is a…
…Sausage Roll if you get the polite version but yes he is a fucking kunt as well. He cancelled Xmas after saying he wouldn’t, after saying he’d not do a second lockdown then doing that as well – these things are definitely related. I mean this new super-infective strain has been around since September? And…
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I Love The NHS and so does Justin Bieber
I’m not really big on tunes for charidee after the horrors of Band Aid, and also this violates my ‘No Coldplay In Mashups Ever’ rule (‘A Bridge Over You’ being a vocal mashup of Simon and Garfunkel’s ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ and Coldplay’s Fix You) but it’s for a very good cause. And the S&G…