Tag: Animal sexuality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v4QUrM0kJkjc Were you planning to sleep tonight? This Japanese commercial for noodle sauce should put paid to that. Here is the webcam of myself watching this: Or should that be more? With a few jump scares to boot. Scary dolls invading from space, marching with creepy music and enticing Scarfolk Midwich Cuckoo children into their evil ways. I'M FINE. THIS IS FINE. I'M GOING NOW. (via Thriftshop XL, of course) OMG there is more - https://www.youtube.com/watch?vH-yNJQLAo5w I found a translation of the theme: When your stomach rumbles, they come They come, bringing their friends They put on their cod egg hats with their faces showing And effortlessly, effortlessly head out Before you know it, they’re outside your window Before you know it, they’re in your house Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of cod eggs Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of Cod eggs are coming Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots of little cod eggs Cod eggs, cod eggs lots of little Cod eggs are coming Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs When you cook your pasta, they come They come in an ordely line With beautiful, beaming smiles all the time Chakapoko, chakalaka, charming Before you know it, they’re on your shoulder Before you know it, they’re on your plate Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of cod eggs Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of Cod eggs are coming Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots of little cod eggs Cod eggs, cod eggs lots of little Cod eggs are coming Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs They come all year round They come in a matching mass of red Squishy, squishy, squelchy, squelchy cod egg visitors Lots of little tiny, tiny cod egg visitors Before you know it, they’re in your mouth Before you know it, they’re in your dreams Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of cod eggs Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of Cod eggs are coming Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots of little cod eggs Cod eggs, cod eggs lots of little Cod eggs are coming Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs THAT DOESN'T HELP. AAARGHH..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?vndvn4A6eSak TARAKO GOES JAWS... https://youtu.be/P38zNehjO0s