Invasion of the Noodle Snatchers

Were you planning to sleep tonight? This Japanese commercial for noodle sauce should put paid to that.

Here is the webcam of myself watching this:

Or should that be more?

With a few jump scares to boot.

Scary dolls invading from space, marching with creepy music and enticing Scarfolk Midwich Cuckoo children into their evil ways.

I’M FINE.
THIS IS FINE.
I’M GOING NOW.

(via Thriftshop XL, of course)

OMG there is more –

I found a translation of the theme:

When your stomach rumbles, they come
They come, bringing their friends
They put on their cod egg hats with their faces showing
And effortlessly, effortlessly head out

Before you know it, they’re outside your window
Before you know it, they’re in your house

Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of cod eggs
Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of
Cod eggs are coming
Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots of little cod eggs
Cod eggs, cod eggs lots of little
Cod eggs are coming
Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs
Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs

When you cook your pasta, they come
They come in an ordely line
With beautiful, beaming smiles all the time
Chakapoko, chakalaka, charming

Before you know it, they’re on your shoulder
Before you know it, they’re on your plate

Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of cod eggs
Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of
Cod eggs are coming
Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots of little cod eggs
Cod eggs, cod eggs lots of little
Cod eggs are coming
Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs
Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs

They come all year round
They come in a matching mass of red
Squishy, squishy, squelchy, squelchy cod egg visitors

Lots of little tiny, tiny cod egg visitors

Before you know it, they’re in your mouth
Before you know it, they’re in your dreams

Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of cod eggs
Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots and lots of
Cod eggs are coming
Cod eggs, cod eggs, lots of little cod eggs
Cod eggs, cod eggs lots of little
Cod eggs are coming
Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs
Cod eggs, lots and lots and lots and lots of cod eggs

THAT DOESN’T HELP. AAARGHH…..

TARAKO GOES JAWS…

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