Oh it’s the gift that keeps giving, ridiculing UKIP. They started a #WhyIVotedUKIP hashtag on Twitter, and you can guess what happened next. These are some of my faves – the polls are closed (I voted Green for EU and Green/Labour btw) and it still rolls on. LULZ!
#WhyImVotingUkip Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers
— James McMahon (@jamesjammcmahon) May 21, 2014
— rory (@rory785) May 22, 2014
#WhyImVotingUkip I heard an African American and 2 gay French robots on the radio telling me to "Get lucky".Now I'm scared to go outside.
— Mark Cox (@MrMJCox) May 22, 2014
#WhyImVotingUkip As a militant homosexual, I am embarrassed that equality for all has caused such bad weather, and I feel the need to atone.
— Joshua (@misterlister__) May 22, 2014
— Steve Taylor (@stetayuk) May 20, 2014
#WhyImVotingUkip Because these days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
— incrediblyQ (@incrediblyQ) May 21, 2014
#WhyImVotingUkip because their logo looks like the poundland logo, and I love a good bargain
— Princess Lucy (@LUC3H) May 22, 2014
#WhyImVotingUkip because my university is being overrun by Librarians and we need to send them back to Libraria
— Student Problems (@ProblemsAtUni) May 22, 2014
#WhyImVotingUkip because if the gays get control of the weather it will start raining men, and they'll probably be Romanian.
— Stephen Woodward (@SteW1882) May 22, 2014
I didn't realize how much aid we were sending to Umbongo Land – money that could be spent on British soft drinks. #WhyImVotingUkip
— Kate Lister (@MadamTeacake) May 22, 2014
— Radio Clash (@radioclashblog) May 22, 2014