Bah Humbug II

It’s been 5 years since the original Bah Humbug (the event and the CD – still up!) hit the world…in fact Kirk has repeatedly told me he plays the CD every year…so I thought in the sake of giving him another CD to play (it must be the only one he has) I’d create BAH HUMBUG II! *dramatic music*

Following the first it’s another dose of antidote to the usual sickly cheesy Xmas tunes we hear year after year…so here’s a journey into the stranger side of Xmas tunes, the extremely rude (yes this is NSFW and not for children, or anyone really), the perverted, the strange, the outsider, the silly, the misfires, mashups, the Xmas protest songs and parodies – strange, silly, bizarre and terrible – it’s all here but actually hypnotically and strangely quite good. And hopefully it’ll spread some real Scroogemas Cheer to you all! Should fit onto a 80 minute CD, and includes printable artwork in the zip.

Thanks and cheers goes to these paragons of Xmess strangeness who either were included here or nearly were – consider buying/checking them out if you like what you hear here (do you?):

  • Santastic
  • An American Song Poem Christmas
  • A Punk Rock Christmas
  • Christmas In The Stars
  • A John Waters Christmas
  • A Very Bootie Christmas / Dan Phillips
  • WFMU Beware of the Blog
  • The Vandals Christmas LP
  • Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time
  • Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas
  • Merry Creepmas
  • It’s a Red Peters Christmas!, Vol. 1
  • Music for Maniacs probably since I steal so much from there and then forget where I got it!
  • Kinsey Sicks ‘Ov Vey In A Manger’
  • and in case Cthulu gets annoyed: A Very Scary Solstice

So rifle through Santa’s Sac here (184Mb, Zip)

Santa’s Got A Tracklist:

  • Eddie Lawrence – Merry Old Philosopher #1
  • Red Peters – Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!
  • Yobs – Oi Santa!
  • Arrogant Worms – Santa’s Gonna Kick Your Ass
  • Voicedude – Fuck You, Santa (Cee-Lo Green Vs. Jackson 5)
  • Fear – Fuck Christmas
  • Kinks – Father Christmas
  • Basement 5 – Last White Christmas
  • John Baker – Christmas Commercial
  • John Kassir (Tales from the Crypt) – Juggle Bills
  • Rudolph And Gang – Here Comes Fatty Claus
  • Dan Phillips – Jingles Are Jingles
  • Gruff Rhys – Post Apocalypse Christmas
  • DJNoNo – BlacKmas Dub (Poly Styrene vs Stenchman vs Invader Zim)
  • Heather Noel – Santa Came On A Nuclear Missile
  • The Go Go’s – I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek
  • Chewbacca Sings Silent Night
  • Christmas In The Stars – Sleigh Ride
  • Greg Lake – I Believe In Father Christmas (Dubstep Remix)
  • David Shrigley – Snowman
  • Hereldeduke Vs The Snowman – Dubstep Snowman
  • Sicknote – The Frogs Bollocks
  • Ben Folds – Bizarre Christmas Incident
  • Vandals – My First X-mas (As A Woman)
  • Nerf Herder – I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas
  • Kinsey Sicks – It’s Crystal Time In the City
  • Eddie Lawrence – Merry Old Philosopher #3
  • Gayle Peavey – I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
  • Woody Phillips – Joy to the World
  • H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society – Carol of the Old Ones
  • John Kassir (Tales from the Crypt) – Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot

Bonus! The bits the elves couldn’t fit into 80 minutes….

  • Kay Martin – The Night Before Christmas
  • Rudy Casoni – Sno’ Balls
  • DJNoNo – Scarey Xmas (Mariah Carey vs Dillinja & Unknown Error)
  • Nick and Rick Gadler – We Wish You A Merry Christmas
  • The Kinsey Sicks – Soylent Night
  • Crass – Merry Crassmas (excerpt)

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