In hysterics over this, Jim will paint anything people suggest in MS Paint – some of which comes over as actually quite artistic, in a sort of Thiftstore Outsider art meets Pop art way. Above is ‘Ann Widdecombe riding Space Mountain’ – of course! And here’s ‘Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.’. I’ve been to parties that ended like that.
And here Robocop comtemplates getting a 10p bag in Tesco while buying a shitload of Soreen – something we can all relate to: