I hate Xmas, reminds me of all the painful dysfunctional family dramas, and the enforced ‘cheer’ and ensuing psychological damage really pisses me off.
All the mixes and shows seem to be promoting this happy-happy-joy-joy view of Xmas and the New Year* – hold on, I remember nothing but upset as a child at Xmas. So ever generous at Radio Clash. we are sharing this miserly Scroogesque spirit with you as a gift; in the form of the Bah Humbug mix below.
So this is for those like me in a festering rather than festive mood, I dedicate this mix to you. I hope you survive the Xmess intact. And to the others, you give me a Christmas cracker at your own risk…
May all your Xmases be Nowhere in Sight(41Mb, 44:37s)
*actually Radio Clash will be doing this too, in the Xmas show to follow, but in interests of balance and sanity this mix was born! Damn that just undermined the whole preceding spiel. Oh well…
Tracklist:
- Have a depressed Xmas!Vince Guaraldi – Christmastime is here
RIAA – Santa’s Acid Hawaiian Space Disco
Cassetteboy – Bingmas
Culturcide – Depressed Xmas
Have a dysfunctional Xmas!
Cassetteboy – Santa Claus Is Drinking (feat. Wesley Willis)
Sufjan Stevens – That was the Worst Christmas Ever!
Have a depraved Xmas!
Cassetteboy – Festive Christmas (excerpt)
Kip Addotta – I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Culturcide – Santa Claus Was My Lover
Adam Sky – Shakin’ and Bakin’
Pansy Division – Homo Christmas
Henry Hall and the BBC Dance Orchestra – Fairy on the Christmas Tree
Vandals – Christmastime for my Penis
Henry Hall and BBC Dance Group – Does Santa Claus Sleep with His Whiskers?
Have a detuned Xmas!
Kids of CPH – Oh Come all ye Faithful
The Singing Dogs – Jingle Dogs
DJNoNo – 12 Vaulting Hippos (Pendulum vs Gayle Peevey)
ebn ozn – rockin robin
Have a de-Lightful Xmas!
Cassetteboy – Happy Cliffmas
Bob Rivers – Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
Have a debt-ridden Xmas!
Culturcide – They Aren’t the World
Cassetteboy – I Believe in the Virgin Megastore
Stan Freberg – Green Chri$tma$
John Baker – Christmas Commercial
Mae West – Put the Loot in the Boot, Santa
Have a deliquent Xmas!
Bob Rivers – Wreck the Malls
Basement 5 – Last White Christmas
Wesley Willis – Merry Christmas
Have a decoratively deforested Xmas!
Line Material – Let’s Trim the Christmas Tree
Cassetteboy – Christmas Tree
Wild Man Fischer – I’m a Christmas Tree
Bob Rivers – Decorations
Have a diseased Xmas!
Cassetteboy – Festive Christmas (excerpt)
Line Material – The Day Santa was Sick
Tiny Tim – Santa Claus Has Got the Aids this Year
Have a death-row Xmas!
The Reverend Glen Armstrong – Even Squeaky Fromme Loves Christmas
Cassetteboy – Festive Christmas (excerpt)
Crass – Merry Crassmas
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